"Earth; You don’t have to be crazy to live here, but it helps” - Ryan Howard"
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.............
Hello there!
I am Jake.P
I am 18!
I am from melbourne, australia!
mmm yep yep
uhh i like photos
and interesting things
and awesome stuff
and people
and faces
and expressions
and ideas
and listening
and watching
and eating noms
but most importantly
I like ____
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“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”i feel the need to reblog this for the 10000th time
DEADEVERYWHERE.
Bless this post.
I am dead. Everyone left alive after this post is welcome to my belongings.
This is still one of the best posts ever.
(via tumblegags)
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